Things That Have Been Lost in Orton's Neckbeard...

• Lovie's Car Keys
• Kyle's Cell Phone
• That Chick's Bra
• A Bottle of Jim Beam Black
• Toby
• An original copy of the Declaration of Independence
• Olin Kruetz
  
• New Hampshire
• Amelia Earhart
• The Ark of the Covenant
• Rex's Career

Only God knows whatever else lurks in there.

Viva El Neckbeard!